{pufferfish sans water: week 34}
Some of my favorite baby quotes—just thought I'd share:
"Making the decision to have a child--It's momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body." - Elizabeth Stone
"I don't know why they say "you have a baby." The baby has you." - Gallagher
"Parenthood: The state of being better chaperoned than you were before marriage." - Marcelene Cox
"Raising kids is part joy and part guerilla warfare." - Ed Asner
"If your baby's "beautiful and perfect, never cries or fusses, sleeps on schedule and burps on demand, an angel all the time," you're the grandma." - Theresa Bloomingdale
"People who say they sleep like babies usually don't have them." - Leo J. Burke
"Human beings are the only creatures on Earth that allow their children to come back home." - Bill Cosby
"There are only two things a child will share willingly - communicable diseases and his mother's age." - Dr. Benjamin Spock
"Diaper backward spells repaid. Think about it." - Marshall McLuhan
"A father is someone who carries pictures where his money used to be." - Anon
"The hardest job facing kids today is learning good manners without seeing any." - Fred Astaire
“The thing that impresses me most about America is the way parents obey their children.” - King Edward VIII
"Parenthood: trading joy for sleep since [2009]" - Anon
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